What this girls actually looked like before she had all of this plastic surgery done. I’m not saying she looks bad, in fact she’s pretty hot but even to the untrained eye it is obvious to spot a plethora of enhancements and alterations by the hand of a plastic surgeon.

Her nose is pretty much identical to Michael Jackson’s, before it started to literally fall apart. Those tits though, you will never find me complaining about medically gifted tits, I am way too big of a fan and I could easily see myself hiding my dick in between them.

And then there’s the bad girl vibe she’s going for and pulling it off well. If I gave a fuck she’d perhaps not exactly be the type of girl I’d introduce to my mother but we sure could have a lot of no strings attached fun.

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You couldn’t squeeze a string of dental floss in there with that it is so full. To. The. Brim.

From what I understand these huge cock sites, or in fact the genre to put it a little better is a firm favourite with women which clearly gives away that the old saying of “size doesn’t matter but rather the way you use it” was just always women being kind enough to try and help protect our fragile egos.

This is something rather easily verified as well when chatting to women who are more open to honest debate. A girl is very likely to protect someone she loves with an underwhelming cock size by using that old saying but the moment when it’s not about someone she cares or that person is not in danger of having their feelings hurt they will readily admit that size is a key factor.

So… sorry Asian guys. It sucks to pull the short end of something that’s not your fault. Did you like the pun by the way?

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This guy fucked her so hard her tattoo smudged!

No seriously, she’s gorgeous but that tattoo of hers is a complete fuck-up, who knows what she was thinking when she decided to get that. Perhaps she thought “hey, I’ve already forfeited class by becoming a porn star I may as well go all the way”.

That might sound like a terribly derogatory thing to say, as if I despise pornstars so I probably should set that straight quickly:

I love pornstars. Without these trashy sluts with distinct lack of inhibition, self respect and completely flexible in their moral persuasion there would be no porn industry and that would make for a much duller world.

I mean who doesn’t love porn right? Perhaps some catholic priests I guess but then thy keep themselves entertained with the altar boys so all’s square.

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